LICKETTY SPLIT

The C.S.I.,R.O has just released a discussion paper in regard to the impending importation of this very rare and endangered Abricadabra Fantastica into Victoria.

Known as the worlds fastest growing tree the Licketty Split has been blamed for a considerable number of deaths of animals in the African Savannah after they have fallen from the tree soon after waking up from a nights sleep which started when they lay on a twig on the ground.

It is being secretly trialled in the Gibson Desert as a prevention against soil erosion but to date 92 goats and 113 deaths of camels have already been recorded.