MANNIBADAR
GRAMMAR PRE-SCHOOL
In
conjunction with the Happy Valium Institute Mandibular Children's
Night-care has recently received a scratch and sniff book for the
tiny tots called ‘See Spot Run’ and innovative way that they can
experience touch and squeeze techniques. ‘See Spot Run’ is a
simple, easy to rid history of Acne.
An
ideal gift for Christmas the little ones will just love running up to
you to touch, squeeze, scratch and sniff. We do advise that when
children experiment with this book that you keep any family dogs out
of reach. Breeds like Pit Bulls are unlikely to enjoy having their
tails tugged for sniffing practice.
Fashion
Industry - Tanning Fake for Wedding Exhibitions.
A
very good position is available to the right coloured girl,
preference for beige, to act as a model for the fake tan industry.
Applicant needs to have tendency to be an exhibitionist, uninhibited
and extroverted. Equity fee plus commissions from sales. Ability to
travel and a car essential. Night and Day shifts available. Apply:
Sean Ubooti - Wedding Cake and Dress Emporium, Melbourne Convention
Centre. Phone 13FAKED for appointment.
Collectors
Gallery Exhibition - 1st-14th December - High Heel Collecting
Essentials
Employment
opportunities will soon become available for young ladies or
transsexuals to do some casual modeling involving only below the
knees work. June Dally-Watkins will be the MC for the exhibition
which will include how to care for high heels, how to sharpen
stiletto’s and keeping your legs together.
Hours
will vary depending on availability of voyeurs and foot-fetishists to
examine the modes and styles being presented. Each foot may be
eligible for a supplementary payment depending on which foot spends
most time at the front of the catwalk. Please apply in writing with
nude 8x10 close-ups from the waist down, necessary for height
calculation, leg shape and texture and gender confirmation.
Anne
O’Rexia. Suite 2, 2190 Sturt Street, Ballarat or Post Office Box
0410E Wendouree Mail Exchange.
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AND GROWING STRONGER
Well
he’s at it again. That Hellraiser on the side of God.
He’s
been defunded, dechurched and almost defrocked but vthat doesn’t
stop Bob Mc.Guire, that’s Father Robert Mc.Guire offically, from
continuing to shove hgis nose into church affairs at every
opportunity.
His
latest beating of eclesiastical Tom Tom’s, not having the organ
pipes of wrath to play, is about opening the Church up to the
community. Holy Mary he’s even suggesting that non-Catholics be
included in the use of Rock Choppers resources. He believes that
under utilised resources normally being able to cater for hundreds
but reduced to the service of dozens could be put to a better use if
the great unwashed, tired, lonely and weary could be included in his
‘Catholic Call-to-prayer’ and invoking the chant of the
evangelicals by asking ‘what
would Jesus do’.
Why
can’t parts of the property be used for Needle Exchanges or Food
Banks or even Crash Pads if they were found necessary within the
community that church purports to serve. Jesus certainly, as I never
met him, would not have looked down his nose at the clothes they
wore, nor enquired into their sleeping arrangements, I’m not even
sure if he would have asked someone about their sexual preferences
either. He would have seen someone in need and that would would set
him in motion.
I’m
not a Catholic, nor am I even religious but even I can see the good
that Jesus, if he did indeed exist, intended for his world. It was a
rough dog eat dog society where the rich and powerful, just as today,
tried to lord it over everybody else. (Is there a pun there?) He saw
the injustices and just like the rebel he truly ended up being fought
for the Ten Commandments to be upheld by everyone, although I believe
in some instances he may have looked the other way - just a litle
bit.
Father
Bob as we all know him in my eyes is trying to uphold all those
principles that the Catholic Church abides by and is not going to be
silenced until he hears the sounds of nails into pine. I would
suggest that one should seek out and buy his book, as usual your
money will be wisely spent helping others and that’s a free plug
gladly given.
