Sunday, October 23, 2016

TEEVEE VACANCEES

Sources for this column have revealed that following the success of ‘Australia’s Best Psychic’ the TV show that took the Seer world by storm Channel Ten have released some early ideas about the show they may be calling ‘Australia’s Best Psycho’.
A representative of the production company Dummarse Films has confirmed the rumour but cannot disclose at this time how they will find and evaluate the contestants. Will participants need to be auditioned first and how will they prove to the judges that they are truly Psychotic?
Our reliable source indicated that there might be different divisions in the competition and suggested that Psychiatrists and Psychologists be a separate category from Social Workers and Politicians. It must be said that consideration has been given for both General Prison and Never-to-be-released categories as well
Keep all doors locked for this one.
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Phisting Philms is looking for a replacement for their Porn Film Foley Artist who has decided to come out from his FX Box in favour of that of Miss Cottontails at Pubic TV.
Applicants must be free of any repetitive sound injuries and have a very furtive imagination.
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Following the demise of RAGE on the ABC T-view has been advised that it’s replacement will be the popular RACE program from Community TV.
An offshoot of the successful Rabbit Radio Series this music show will feature such artists as Brer Rabbit and Samantha Fox.
Expect to be hearing a lot of new music as well as the Chart-busters which include Watership Down, Tunnel of Love, Cheaper by the Dozen and my favourite country song Run, Rabbit Run.


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