The recent temporary disappearance of Wilma caused much consternation amongst the populace of Linton. Her vacant lounge chair was discovered by some very happy campers from the pub and they raised the alarm with the local Constabulary. Even though the Police have remained quiet as to who they suspect, the Astonisher has been led to believe that it was a lonely local man who kidnapped her. The rumour is that his trusty blow-up partner suffered from a puncture one night and he borrowed Wilma until he could get his hands on a plastic repair kit and do something about her hole.
Despite front page plea's from the Linton News nothing, as yet, has been found out about who the culprit might be. Police would like anyone to come forward who may have witnessed a person dressed as a Ninja sneaking around the Rail Trail Shed where Wilma had set up her office.
Not even nearby residents, customers or proprietors of the local food emporium can say they have seen anyone matching this description although they did say that they thought they saw Wilma on horseback heading off towards Lovers Lane at the Morchup Road Reservoir with a very large vibrating device. Investigations continue.
An appeal has also gone out for some new clothes as her present garb seems to be badly stained.
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