A LITTLE TREE OF THE FAMILY
LINTON-SUFFOLK de MOUTON
This family tree goes way back to the period of the first Crusades when King Pizzle first gave a knighthood to Robert l’Ovine for his bravery in Ramming Jerusalem. Forward a few centuries and Oliver Crumbswell thanked the family again by confiscating the property of the Lambs and giving it all to the Mutton clan. As Hyacynth Bucket preferred the pronunciation of ‘Bouquet’ then the Muttons francified their name to ‘de Mouton’ and given the Kingdom of Lambeth.
In World War 1 the family dignified it’s name at the Battle of Gateux and again, in World War 2, during the Battle of the Bulges.
In Vietnam Colonel de Mouton demonstrated the bravery of the family during the ‘Big Tit Offensive’ and to the present day the de Moutons are central to the menu of the Catering Corps.
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