DON’T PANIC !!!!

OR YOU’LL WAKE TONY WHILE HE’S STILL IN HIS PYJAMAS.

It is really important that everyone gets a copy of  the Linton Township Protection Plan from the Post Office.

 Prepare - Act - Survive

Naturally the Astonisher goes out of its way to find fault with everyone and everything wherever it can, and we found another one.

Please note that the council has stated that even though they have published this map DON’T TRUST IT. It is obvious why. The Police Station, according to the map, is still in the spot it was in 1996. Luckily we have lived here long enough to know that and the Station is in a prominent position in town. It would be nice however, like signs to Devil’s Canyon, that council spent an itty bit of time to make things correct at the time of printing after all they get paid enough.

One hopes the CFA who are co-publishers don’t wake Tony up unnecessarily either. Regardless of the errors

GET ONE, READ ONE AND KEEP ONE

If you ignore the fact that some depicted churches are now private homes and the church in Edinburgh Reserve is actually a BBQ site this statement (above) is rather disturbing.This is a FIRE RESCUE PLAN. Wrong instructions or information can mean making defunct several Linton residents and/or their beds.
It is a FIRE RESCUE PLAN that tells residents and visitors to the town what to do if it bursts into flames yet claims that it may not be appropriate for your particular purpose which the Astonisher believes may be intended to save the readers arse.
Generic warnings are good if they are used in the right places. This is clearly inappropriate for this booklet. To say in the content this is how you might save your life in the event of a CATASTROPHIC FIRE and then say don’t believe what we have written here gives one the impression that like all government departments what they want you to know is sometimes just empty words meant to assure you that everything is hunky-dory but really the skies falling in.More of the same ‘we don’t make mistakes’ attitude that has cost peoples lives in the past and in the case of this map the lives of you and me.