A certain fairly regular young patron at the Railway Hotel, who will remain unmentionable, was seen to be running up and down Sussex Street last month between the Undertakers and the Antiques (or was it the antiques at the Undertakers?) without wearing his going out unmentionables.
It is regrettable that his personal unmentionables were given a really good airing out as he made his Anzac Day Parade a truly unmentionable event.
After celebrating with a few beers over a win on a traditional ANZAC Day game the person concerned had noticed there was nothing flapping outside on this special day and decided to do something about it.
The Official Ceremony had been held at an earlier time outside the Golden Pains Office so he had no way of comparing the ball on top of the War Memorial with his own impending Ball.
The Astonisher was not there as we were covering an event interstate at the time so we are unable to inform our readers if all the waving about involved very large bunting or just a model flag. We do have it, from a reliable source, that there were a few people who were not totally impressed by the size of his event.
Tamara Knight
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