NEW PUBLICATIONS

Recently, in discussions with our local book and periodical distributor, we hear that the publishers of ‘Hello Magazine’ have made a decision to put out a sister publication called ‘Goodbye Magazine.’

After going to Sydney and speaking directly to the editors involved The Astonisher can now reveal to our readers that due to the unprecedented belief that the stories in Hello are actually all true, that maybe there is a readership in local coffee shops that might like to know what was going on with the dearly departed as well.

This idea of keeping up with the latest news about dead celebrities was prompted by the world wide web sight called ‘watchmerot.com’ which shows relatives the inside of the coffins of recently deceased rellies. They call it a bones and all expose, a big brother entertainment with worms and slugs which can be is more rivetting than the original on Channel 9. We are not sure how to wish them good luck.

On a different note a new ‘How To’ book has been published on ‘Living With A Woman’ with written information and illustrations included in such chapters as ‘How To Recognise The Shit Your Causing’, ‘Keeping A Breast Of Things’, ‘How To Feed Your Favourite Pussy’ or ‘How To Locate A Wandering Clitorus’.

The book comes with the classification of ‘Mmm’, stocked in a clear, sealed wrapper and we are told that the first issue will come with a free throwable plate.