From Police Reporter - Matt Recide
The local Police have released information regarding the mysterious ‘crop circles’ that appeared on a nearby property. After extensive investigations we are able to release those findings to the public.
Originally it was believed to have been the work of some local young upstarts out for a fun time and a bit of a hoon around. But after questioning it was discovered to be the work of a town personality that should have known better. The culprit who is closely linked to the building now occupied by Café 80 had apparently offered a Hotel Patron a lift home on a recent dark and gloomy night.
On entering the property the car slipped and slid a bit in the muck and the two men, getting excited, decided to exercise a few skids, doughnuts and burnouts. Naturally it was not long before their crop-circle adventure bottomed out the car. To make matters worse it was his partners vehicle and she (who shall remain un-named) was hastily called to the rescue in the bogged drivers own 4-wheel drive to tow them out of the situation.
On the last day of the inquiry one of the culprits appeared with his left arm in a sling. Apparently he had suffered a dislocated shoulder a short time later. He claims that it was caused by ‘just taking off my jumper’ but we believe, like walking into cupboard doors, there is something more sinister going on. Police will continue to keep a close eye on both miscreants for similar antics.
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