VALE
It is our melancholy duty to announce
LADY MAXINE
LINTON-SUFFOLK de MOUTON
proceeded into a heavenly paddock on
26th March 2013.
Following a heavy hailstorm she was hit by a falling tree, staggered into a hole that she forgot was there, landed on her well-padded back and quietly drifted away.
As a consequence the flock over which she presided with ‘noblesse oblige’ held a wake in her honour and, knowing she was keen on compost heaps, back-filled the hole with their own organic waste.
Now it recumbent upon the flock to find a successor with as much fat, flair, finesse and fleece as our beloved
MAX.
Funeral arrangements by
"Holes for Ewe"
Funeral Directors
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