Sunday, July 22, 2012

NEW LAWS FOR SELLING TOBACCO PRODUCTS


This year the Victorian Government (Victorian by name Idiotic by Nature) has banned the display of tobacco products in retail outlets.

Tobacco product prices on the storage units are banned because it constitutes advertising BUT you can put up a list of product names and prices on the wall, this apparently does not constitute advertising. This just doesn’t make sense at all.

Incidental viewing of tobacco is not permitted and may only be visible when a customer asks for a specific product. I thought the days of plain paper packaging went out when you could walk out of a shop holding a dildo and nobody took a blind bit of notice.

Staff cannot suggest brands nor show you products unless a specific brand or type is requested. So much for disabled smokers with the inability to read, write or speak.

You can’t smoke with children and children cannot smoke with you. Children incidentally are any persons under the age of 18. It appears that the moment you can vote or legally kill someone you are allowed to kill yourself.

If you appear younger than 25 you can be asked for proof of age. Poor bloody midgets cop this one all the time.

Apparently you can get pissed as a parrot and hurt other people but you can’t have a puff and give yourself cancer.

What sort of namby pamby woofy poofy politically correct state are we living in. It is getting to the stage where you will need formal permission to leave your house under the Occupational Health and Safety Act and farting will be an offence against the Clean Air Act.

We are about to undergo an extensive investigation as to whether product placement of cigarettes contained in imported films are banned and have to be pixelated. For instance in Superman III a packet of Camel Cigarettes appears as a prop twice and is clearly identifiable by any audience. Obviously intended for the children’s market this is contrary to Australian Law.

We welcome your input or comments on this matter.


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