TOWN TO BECOME TOURIST TRAP

From Butch - The Marketing Guru

The second ‘Tourism Essentials’ meeting was held in the Blue Room on Wednesday 20th.

A larger attendance than before (from 7 to 10) proved the towns interest in the subject matter. With 356 residents which is just under the number of days in the year that meant that 2.8% of Townies were interested. With that many people working hard for the community we can do nothing but succeed at getting nowhere.

Maybe there was not enough publicity. This paper snuck in through the back door after a tip off by the Grocer Shop.

There was a lot discussed but some good ideas were put forward in the end. Keep your eye on the Woady Yaloak Herald for the main stories and ideas. But here are a couple of the better ones:

There was a suggestion we construct a giant Water Fountain outside the Take-away. One idea was it be a dog cocking it’s leg over the Rotunda another was a huge Ewe relieving itself which, if there is enough water available, could double as a Free Car-Wash.

Of course there is always someone worried about the type of people the town would attract. Do we really want geriatric hoons from Ballarat or bikers from Bunningyong.

Finally it was suggested that we install  X-ray machines like they have at airports for the entry into each business and the hotel. Of course the device would also need to include a Colour Card to identify the persons race.

Redheads and Albino’s be warned.